don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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