..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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