I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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