I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
