what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize