Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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