I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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