I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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