i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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