sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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