we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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