your thong is hanging out like whoa
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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