White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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