he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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