Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Hello my rib-scented angel!
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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