he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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