it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
