come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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