my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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