I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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