Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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