soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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