i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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