I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
