Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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