OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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