going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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