the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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