Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
How are you getting in?
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He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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