Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I don't deserve a penis
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
try to milk me bitch
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