Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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