You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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