I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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