____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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