Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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