Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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