Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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