I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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