but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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