How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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