I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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