Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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