on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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