Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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