no, he came in my armpit
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize