I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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