To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Non-Jews are for practice
he was CRYING into my vagina
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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