There is no way he is gay with that hair.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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