You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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