what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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