:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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