Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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