i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
