Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
There's a naked man in my car right now.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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