Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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