yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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