How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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